Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?