He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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