So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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