Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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