At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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