So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I want to have your abortion
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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