i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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