i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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