It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
