I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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