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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.

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• (914): View more from New York

  after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off

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• (310): View more from California

  for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.

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