i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff