would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I wish I only lived at night.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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