You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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