I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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