oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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