So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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