Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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