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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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