none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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