Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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