Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The uberlube is also flammable
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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