Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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