it wasn't lemon gatorade
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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