love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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