Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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