Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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