Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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