lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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