They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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