May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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