I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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