Dual....:-)
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
of course. lets lasso hookers.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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