GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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