I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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