You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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