am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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