I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
we should paint friendship bongs
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