Just cropdusted the office
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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