I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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