Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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