I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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