The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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