You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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