My pussy is not your playground.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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