Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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