He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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