so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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