He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Hippo gnu deer
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Boobs are out for the taking
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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