Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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