Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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