Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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