friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.