I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW