honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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