can we get nightvision for the apartment?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...