I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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