if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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