he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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