Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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