I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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