who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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