alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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