FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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