this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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